Lately I’ve been a follower of the notion that if I’m writing for my blog, I’m not writing my novels. As a full-time employee and a full-time father, there are only so many writing hours in the day, and the novels will always go to the head of the “writing time” line.

So to avoid this being a simple “sorry I’ve been gone” post, here’s some food for thought — researchers have confirmed that eating chocolate makes you thin.

Discuss.